They say the first draft is shit, so just put a whole lot of whatevers out there, because you're going to rewrite it anyway.

Not that I believe what "they" say, right?

I make mistakes. Sometimes they're doozies! Which contradicts the idea there are no mistakes. I mean, if you learn something, was it a mistake?

Blah. Blah. Blah.

So here's the deal…